Naked Mall Rats' (conceived by one George Korein) Somewhere On The Internet is proof that you need very little or almost no discernable talent whatsoever in this day and age in order to get your music out to the masses. The music (if you want to call it that) presented on this concept album is painful enough to get through, (at just over thirty minutes it could be worse) but to add further insult to injury, when you couple that with some of the most incredibly juvenile lyrics, it just confirms this disc is a complete waste of time. The song titles alone should give you an idea of what you're in for.
I understand Korein has other projects on the go and perhaps one of those has some musical merit, I have to believe they do, unfortunately Naked Mall Rats isn't one of them. Avoid this one at all costs.
Track Listing
1) Intro (Drugs are so 1970's)
2) There Must Be Somewhere
3) The Internet is Handy
4) IRL
5) I'm Old Enough for MySpace
6) Moved By Your Emotion
7) (I just wanna) pwm you (in bed)
8) Forensics Camp was Fun
9) Squirrel you know it's true
10) Stop Trolling My Life
11) Jefree is a nOOb
12) Countdown to Uncoolness
13) Outro (Now we have the internet)
14) Somewhere on the Internet
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